What I want to know is, if he can transform into animals, why does he need to steal a car? He can just fly, right?
The police are withholding judgment until the transformed-wizard theory can be scientifically tested. Meanwhile, the goat remains in custody.
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Dear Jaded,
As usual, your penetrating analysis cuts to the heart of the matter in a refreshing fashion.
Maybe they were just looking for a "scapegoat," eh?
I'm waiting to see whether they acquit the goat, convict it of sorcery, or let the goat bribe its way out of custody.
Stay tuned!
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